Five facts of life that I dislike intensely:
1. One starts to get wrinkles before pimples have ceased to occur.
2. One cannot eat endless amounts of chocolate and maintain a decent figure.
3. One cannot watch four seasons of Mad Men in a week and hope to turn up to singing lessons with new repertoire prepared.
4. One cannot return library books three weeks late without incurring a hefty fine.
5. Winter is coming.
Reality is exceedingly unfair.